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Hitting the milestone of 40? Let humor be your guide! Explore our 40th birthday jokes and enjoy a generous helping of laughter to mark the occasion. These 40th birthday jokes are the ultimate gift for turning the fabulous forty! Join us for a comical journey through the world of reaching this special milestone. 40th Birthday Jokes For Him 1.
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» At 40, the most common phrase you will find on birthday invitations you receive are, "No gifts, please!" » Patient - "Doctor, whenever I eat my birthday cake, I get this nasty heartburn." Doctor - "Have you ever considered eating the cake without the candles on it?" » Bob - "Hey Billy, my birthday is around the corner.
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To celebrate this special occasion, we have compiled a collection of hilarious and heartfelt 40th birthday jokes that will bring laughter to the Big Four-O! From lighthearted punchlines to witty one-liners, these jokes are guaranteed to make anyone entering their 40s feel fabulous. So, get ready to celebrate and laugh out loud with our.
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40th Birthday Jokes: "Four Turtles" Four turtles were celebrating their 40th birthdays together, when they ran out of ice cream. They decided the biggest one, Fred, should go to the store and get more. Fred went into the bedroom to get some money.
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"Oh yeah?" Said her grumpy husband-"what he say about your 40 year old ass?" "Your name never came up," she replied. It was the night before the wife's 40th birthday So the man asked his wife what she'd like for her 40th birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied.
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40th Birthday Jokes. Enjoy our team's carefully selected 40th Birthday Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends! Four turtles were celebrating their 40th birthdays together, when they ran out of ice cream. They decided the biggest one, Fred, should go to the store and get more. Fred went into the bedroom to get some.
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"40 is the age when your back goes out more than you do." "Life is like a roll of toilet paper; the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes. Happy 40th!" "Congratulations on hitting the big 4-0! Now, let's roll out the red carpet… for your wrinkles!" "Don't let turning 40 get you down; it's just the start of a 'fab-40-lous' era!"
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Four hours of sleep at age 40 - "Say one thing to me and I'll slap your face!" 40 is when your body gives your brain a list of things it's not going to do any more. Now that I'm 40 I take life with a pinch of salt. Plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila… 40th Birthday Jokes
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Bella October 22, 2023 11 Mins Read 160 0 40th Birthday Jokes for a Dad Happy 40th, Dad! They say life begins at 40, but I think it's more like "Dad Mode" gets unlocked. Dad, you're not getting older; you're leveling up to "Master of Dad Jokes" status! At 40, Dad, you're now officially a vintage model, like a fine wine or an antique car.
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In this guide, we'll explore the world of birthday jokes, covering everything from kid-friendly humor to witty one-liners that will leave everyone in stitches. Birthday Jokes for Kids: Giggles Galore. Birthday Jokes for Adults: Because Grown-Ups Need Laughter Too. Jokes Birthday Wishes for Friends: Adding a Personal Touch.
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"Hey, 40 may be the new milestone, but you still have many more birthdays to count!" 8. "40 is the perfect age to become a true 'life enthusiast'!" 9. "Cheers to 40 years of excellence, laughter, and unlimited pun potential!" 10. "At 40, you're officially upgraded to 'Level Fabulous'!" 11. Forty is just a number. but it's an awesome one!" 12.
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1 40 is when the phone rings on Saturday night… And you hope it isn't for you! For more silliness beyond 40th birthday jokes, here are 50 Amazing Jokes from Comedy Legends. 2 A doctor says to his patient… "You have the body of a 20-year-old. but you should return it. You're stretching it all out of shape!"
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40 is the perfect age. You're old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Don't be upset about your birthday. Just think, you're one year closer to getting the senior citizen discount! Getting older has some benefits.
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Congratulations on turning 40! Now you can add "expert at finding things in the fridge" to your resume. Happy 40th! You're not old; you're just a classic with a few extra miles. Turning 40 is like a fine wine - it might take a while to appreciate, but eventually, you'll savor every drop.
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May 40 be a magical year. To a special sister/brother on your 40th. Here's to another 40 years with you. Middle age: that time when you finally get your head together - then your body starts falling apart. Keep on rocking in your 4-ohs. Oh Christ, it's your 40th.